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Coming soon to the Emporium: Stone Brewery

Coming soon to the Emporium: Stone Brewery

A rock solid brewery!

Stone’s beers are uncompromising, loud and true to the craft agenda. Stone are also ahead of the curve when it comes to being eco-friendly and recently covered their brewery roof with 1,561 solar panes that will offset more than 244,000kg of carbon emissions; the equivalent of planting 204 acres of trees. They also have a 18.7 acre farm to supply home grown, organic produce to their restaurants.

We have a massive delivery coming soon from Stone in San Diego. This is just an introduction to a select few from the range that’s coming to TBE:

Stone Pale Ale 5.4%

‘Stone Pale Ale is a Southern California take on the classic British ale. Deep amber in colour, this beer is a robust and full-flavoured interpretation of the traditional style. Its bold malt character is perfectly complemented by a judicious amount of hops, lending it a subtly enticing aroma. This is an ale for those who have learned to appreciate distinctive flavours and have a thirst for something out of the ordinary.’

Sublimely Self Righteous- 8.7%

‘First brewed in 2007 as the Stone 11th Anniversary Ale, this ale was an instant hit. With us. Other folks with great taste loved it too, but we were focused on how much we liked it, and we felt it was truly sublime. That euphoria didn’t last long though, as it was soon replaced with the grim reality that when we sold out of it there wouldn’t be any more. For us. And that was simply unacceptable. So, we are now blessing ourselves, and you the enlightened, with this ale. Thusly, you may now revel in your own self-righteousness as you see fit with this glorious example of ours. You are genuinely welcome, as it is our pleasure.’

Oaked Arrogant Bastard- 7.2%

‘This is an aggressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory — maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.’

‘Too many strive towards complacency as a goal. We grow up thinking that the ability to become complacent is the equivalence of success in life. True Arrogant Bastards know that this could not be further from the truth. The real beauty, richness and depth in life can only be found if the journey through life itself is looked upon as a constant chance to learn, live and find life’s passion. Passion threatens the complacent, and fills them with fear. Fear of the new, the deep and the different. We, on the other hand, seek it out. Endlessly, joyously…and aggressively. To this end we bring you the “OAKED Arrogant Bastard Ale.” Another reward for those seeking new sources of passion, and another point of dissension for those who are not.’

We are looking forward to some delicious beers from this bold Brewing Company:

Bottled beauties:

Oaked arrogant bastard

Stone pale ale

Sublimely self righteous

Smoked porter

Arrogant bastard

Stone IPA

Levitation ale

Ruination IPA

Keg:

Smoked Porter

Oaked Arrogant Bastard

Stone Pale Ale

Smoked porter

 

 

 

April 24th, 2014

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